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softchilton:

dopafiend:

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~~OPEN RP~~
“Mudkip” Mudkip mudkipped softly

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"Blaziken!!" Blaziken blazikened loudly and punted Mudkip into orbit.

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thetruthneverlies:

kurtrachelandagayhighfive:

tennants-hair:

why are most villains associated with dark stuff why can’t we have a villain who likes pink lacy pillows and rainbows and ponies

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Because it’s terrifying as fuck

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(Source: theargentcode-deactivated, via piccolofreak)

fishingboatproceeds:

hazelshaw:

Deep deep down, I reckon John has quite a lot of potential

Making Stan Lee seem like a good actor since 2014.

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krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

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awolcas:

there’s this one girl at school who sends a mass text to the whole year group whenever she sees a dog so that we can go pat it too if we’re nearby and I have petted at least five dogs because of her that I wouldn’t have otherwise and idk I hope you all have someone like her in your lives

(Source: awolbucky, via baptized-with-whiskey)

baracknobama:

only punks can see this reblog if youre a punk

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tacobell asked: Hi, bae.

gnarly:

gnarly:

OMG taco bell just called me bae!? is this a dream?!

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Bae just commented and liked my instagram pic you can say we’re in a serious relationship.

unfollowfriday:

when you and your buddy are low on potassium

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